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I cant figure out what is making Oklahoma Catholics upset about this ten-foot-tall crucifix. Oh wait. Maybe its the fact that Jesus Christ’s ridiculously ripped abs look a lot more like a penis than a six pack.
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In Christopher Moore’s book, “Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal” the origin of the Easter Bunny is explained as a drunken Jesus gushes his affection for bunnies, declaring, “Henceforth and from now on, I decree that whenever something bad happens to me, there shall be bunnies around.”